Archive - Left Align

Oh, by the way: I'm not doing this anymore

In hindsight, this wasn't all that good for me.

Mar 5, 2023 •

March 2022

Are tech interviews broken — or is the cruelty the point?

Hiring managers say that coding challenges are the easiest way to find the best developers, but I'm not convinced.

Mar 4, 2022 •

July 2021

What if #infosecbikini is a CIA psyop?

Also, Github Copilot is just 21st century enclosure of the commons.

Jul 3, 2021 •

June 2021

New gender neutral restroom just dropped

Also, a short story on my first programming job.

Jun 29, 2021

Dogecoin and the Hyperreal

Also, check out this rideshare worker co-operative!

Jun 23, 2021 •

May 2021

"I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!"

Also, first chapter of my book!

May 6, 2021 •

February 2021

E-Commerce office finally produces something of value after bees invade

Also, CD Projekt Red got hacked.

Feb 16, 2021 •

Remember when we used to like computers?

Also, which corporate ghouls are you betting on in the fight between Google and the Australian Government?

Feb 2, 2021 •

January 2021

It's the two year anniversary of Jeff Bezos' sexts being leaked

Also, I'm still sad about Adobe Flash dying

Jan 19, 2021 •

Somehow, 2021 is actually off to a good start

Google workers have started to unionize, and someone made an AI Wojak generator

Jan 5, 2021 •

December 2020

"JSON supports strings, therefore JSON supports comments"

Also, Stack Overflow finally discovered how to convert binary numbers to decimal.

Dec 22, 2020 •

November 2020

People can't use their house because Amazon Kinesis is down

Also, I will never shut up about capitalist realism.

Nov 30, 2020 •

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